Thursday, March 30, 2006

Quick guide to hostage rescue in Iraq

Quick guide to hostage rescue in Iraq:

  • go to Baghdad
  • ask around to find the head of the organized crime ring that has your hostage in custody
  • pay him more than the CIA or the Mossad did.

He will then arrange for the captors to disappear and will tell you the address where to find the hostage.

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