Friday, September 15, 2006

The next President of the United States

The Israelis are actually ranking American Presidential candidates to determine which one would be the best for Israel.  I can therefore predict with a great deal of certainty who the next American president will be.  Ladies and Gentlemen, the next President of the United States, Rudy Giuliani (of course, you have to prove your loyalty before they let you run the United States).  If you have any doubts, just remember:

  1. In the United States, Israel usually gets what it wants.
  2. The Christian Zionists control all the computer voting machines.

It is notable that all the potential plausible candidates are ridiculously slavish to the far right in Israel.