A guide for the perplexed Israeli businessman

'Jew-hatred' is making it more and more difficult for Israeli businesses to make money outside of Israel, necessitating a guide to the the various tricks that can be employed to fool moral and decent people into missing the fangs. My favorite, of course, is "9. Get yourself a ‘Shabes Goy’".

Speaking of fangs, while it is still impermissible to discuss exactly why, everybody despises Jeffrey Goldberg. Goldberg will no doubt tell us what a likable guy he is, make a lame joke or two, and secretly blame it all on Jew-hatred.