Passport

Maybe Gab was right:  "BREAKING NEWS: Ecuador 'gives Julian Assange a passport' – just a day after it threatened to kick him out of London embassy in row over tweets".

Hell just froze over and pigs can fly:  "UK minister on Ahed Tamimi: ‘Israeli soldiers should not have been there’".  He's not exactly a minister, but still  . . . :  "The truth is the soldiers shouldn’t have been there and the young woman shouldn’t have needed to do what she did.  We should be working hard to get a settlement for this issue so that these young people don’t have to continue to do what they’re doing."  May and the Israeli ambassador will take turns kicking him in the ribs tonight, and the sincere, heart-felt apology will come tomorrow.