Sunday, May 27, 2001

All Canadians go through life with a terrible, terrible shame. We meet people from other countries and grudgingly admit our nationality. They say 'Isn't Conrad Black also a Canadian?' Tragically, we've had to allow that he is. But no longer! Conrad Black is renouncing his Canadian citizenship so he can become a British Lord (his arch enemy Jean Chretien, with the able assistance of the Ontario Court of Appeal, has determined he can't be both a Canadian citizen and a British Lord). If that wasn't grand enough, Black is also promising not to comment on Canadian affairs from now on! Our national nightmare is over. Don't believe everything you read.