Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Diebold, down for the count

Hey, who better to count your vote in a secret process than a company whose executives were allegedly involved in a massive securities fraud? Americans should start hiring serial killers as policemen, arsonists as firemen, mafiosi as bank auditors, and pedophiles as school monitors. The fraud allegedly started in the fall of 2003. I wonder if they had to get rid of Wes Vance first? O'Dell took over running the company after Vance's death. Wouldn't it be funny if American democracy was indirectly saved by greed?