Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The Promised Land, further north

A bunch more Israelis have been caught illegally in the United States and deported for immigration violations, this time in South Dakota and Iowa (wtf?). Can't you just hear them talking in Tel Aviv: "What are we going to do for fun this December?" "I've got a great idea - let's go sell cheap toys to wheat farmers in South Dakota." I repeat myself, but they appear to be looking for the Promised Land. The leader of Iran got into trouble for suggesting Europe, but the plan appears to be to move Israel to somewhere in the central U. S. It sounds fair to me: the United States has caused the problem, and is morally obligated to clean up the mess once the Israelis have to cut and run.