Various hilarious

Various hilarious:

1. "Humvee accidents cause of one-third of military fatalities, Hopkins analysis finds"  Solution?:  driving lessons and fewer drugs.
2. "Rabbi Yoshiyahu Yosef Pinto's Porn Connection"
3. "Two Cheers for Clint Eastwood"  Old-fashioned Republicans don't have much use for either party.  Read the two links of shared policies (everything that is important).
4. "DAVE BARRY: My all-purpose Republican National Convention speech"
5. "Why Does Canada Have a Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve?"