Wednesday, October 09, 2019

You think you're funny, but you're not

I notice that the phony impeachment of Trump is being called the 'impeachment inquiry' by the (((media))).  I am reminded of one of my favorite Dilbert cartoons.

Tweet (Yerevan Saeed):
"You are such as disgrace for all humanity @amnesty . You are legitimizing the Turkish attack on Kurdish civilians."
Schneider is one of the great as yet un-arrested and un-fired Khazars from the allegation pits of the #metoo/child molestation era of modern gossip:  tweet (John Doe) (see, from the same defendant pool, here and here, though I have to say, without reading the details in the book, the post-attack relationship doesn't do her story much good):
"Dan Schneider, who has barely been active on Twitter since leaving Nickelodeon, deleted over 4,000 tweets on Monday. Many of the deleted tweets seem to be about children and feet or toes. Credit for the discovery should go to a@mooncult"
Tweet (Yasha Levine) (see also and also):
"There’s a fascist-adjacent pro-war insurgency building in Ukraine against @ZelenskyyUa modest attempt at moving towards resolution of the war in Ukraine. This insurgency is inline with American foreign policy. That’s why it’s being whitewashed by American reporters."
"The New Yorker’s Partisan Attempt to Refute Its Claim of Partisan Disinformation on Biden and Ukraine" (Lauria):
"Can you imagine if the Trump administration finally succeeds in overthrowing the Venezuelan government and a couple of months later Vice President Mike Pence’s son (who wasn’t kicked out of the Navy for drug use) lands a spot on the board of a privatized Venezuelan national oil company?  
That is exactly what happened with Biden and his son Hunter in Ukraine.
And then imagine that the U.S.-installed government of Juan Guaidó begins an investigation into corruption at the oil company and wants to question Pence’s son. So Pence flies to Caracas and tells Guaidó he won’t get a $1 billion U.S. credit line until the prosecutor is fired. Six hours later the prosecutor begins cleaning out his desk and Pence later brags about it in an open forum at the Council on Foreign Relations.  
That is exactly what Biden did in Ukraine. 
The fired Venezuelan prosecutor then gives an affidavit under oath that Pence had him fired because he was investigating his son’s company and that the U.S. had taken over the country’s prosecutor’s office.
That is exactly what the Ukrainian prosecutor testified."
"Defending the Rule of Law….with HRC in the Wings" (Parsons) (Whitey's nephew!):
"In 2012, the 42 year old Hunter Biden, with no prior military experience, was one of six recruits selected to serve as a Reserve Officer  in the Navy’s Direct Commission Officer Program.
He sought two waivers; one because of his age and a second because of a previous drug charge years earlier.
In May, 2013, Biden was commissioned as an Ensign in the Navy’s Public Affairs Division in Norfolk, Virginia.  By June, he tested positive for cocaine and was dishonorably discharged in February, 2014.
By May, 2014, Hunter Biden was appointed to a seat on the Board of Directors for Burisma Holdings Ltd., Ukraine’s largest gas company and as a graduate of Yale Law School, he was in charge of its legal department for a cool $50,000 a month. 
Biden joined Devon Archer another American new to the Burisma Board who also serves with Biden at Rosemont Seneca, a private equity firm.
Meanwhile, Burisma’s owner oligarch was under examination by Ukraine investigators after which, at Joe’s urging, the lead prosecutor was fired and the case dropped.  At a January Council on Foreign Relations meeting, Biden related threatening the government of Ukraine with the loss of a $1 billion loan guarantee in March, 2016:
I got the commitment from Poroshenko and Yatsenyk that they would take action against the state prosecutor and they didn’t. We’re not going to give you the billion dollars. I’m going to be leaving here in six hours and if the prosecutor’s not fired, you’re not getting the money. Well, son of a bitch, he got fired and they put in place someone who was solid.”
In addition, “Secret Empires: How the American Political Class Hides Corruption and Benefits Family and Friends” revealed that the younger Biden traveled to China during an official state visit aboard Air Force Two in December, 2013 with his father, VP Joe Biden.  That trip occurred several months after Hunter Biden failed the Navy’s drug test but before he was discharged.
The younger Biden was accompanied by Devon Archer and James Bulger, nephew of gangster Whitey Bulger when he met with Chinese State Bank officials. 
A week later, Biden secured a $1.5 billion investment for Rosemont Seneca Partners, a hedge fund the younger Biden partnered with John Kerry’s stepson and Archer.  It is not known if Archer and Bulger traveled aboard Air Force Two as part of the US delegation.
In 2014, after Hunter Biden joined the Burisma Board, Chris Heinz who had been a partner at Rosemont Seneca, left the equity firm and ended his business relationship with the younger Biden.   In early 2019, Hunter Biden left the Burisma Board."
Ha!, this article - Toronto Star, White Helmets, 'new life' in Canada - is literally inevitable, as if the Star has a program that you insert a few names in and out it comes:  "As a White Helmet, she spent years saving lives in war-torn Syria. Now she’s building a new life in Canada" (Keung). All I want to know is where the hell is my bbq'd human heart, the absence of which is the worst Trudeau unfulfilled promise.

Durden fell for some Canadian Conservative Party ratfucking: "Trudeau Rumored To Be In Talks To Suppress Potentially Career-Ending Sex Scandal". "Rumours Of A Suppressed Globe Story About Justin Trudeau Are Bullshit" (Ling).

"Alain Soral Sentenced to 2 Years Jail for Sharing “Gilets-Jaunes” Anti-Rothschild Rap Video" (Durocher).

"Hacker found guilty of “terror and intimidation” against Palestine activists" (Abunimah).

How again did all those awful things happen over the centuries and continents to such a lovely people?:  tweet (Dr. Basem Naim) (also "US cracking down on $10 billion Israeli scam that steals life savings" (Weir) and "Israel’s systemic harassment of human rights workers" (Winstanley) and ''Israeli settlers steal olive harvest in Nablus"):
"An #Israeli policeman beating a Palestinian truck driver, from #Jerusalem, Mazen Shweiki, 50 yr old truck driver, suffered from shortness of breath due to fractures in his sternum resulting from the assault. #IsraeliCrimes #UNGA #BDS #ApartheidIsrael #StopArmingIsrael"
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